SKINSRoger

[barman]

So last night under heavy influence of Ambien I had a dream where my 22 year old son and I came to DC to see a Nats game and you and the Brothers Brown were our tour guides.

Afterwards we were at the SKINSR compound and I was posting to the Rx on my laptop while you were helping my son assemble a list of best free porn sites using your desktop

I dropped my doobie and it caught the carpet on fire, which spread for a moment but then was extinguished when it met up with your urine-soaked matress.

And we all lived happily ever after

The End

 

[barman]

I meant to say, "And then I woke up", because Tommy Lee Jones makes it sound so cool in NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN

 

[barman]

Oh, I'm also pretty sure that if I had been able to stick with the scene a bit longer, BUSTER would probably have worked in somehow, but that's just playing the Odds.

 

[barman]

Not that it's very hard to work in a BUSTER angle to the theme of Ambien Dreamin'

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[quantumleap]

So last night under heavy influence of Ambien I had a dream where my 22 year old son and I came to DC to see a Nats game and you and the Brothers Brown were our tour guides.

Afterwards we were at the SKINSR compound and I was posting to the Rx on my laptop while you were helping my son assemble a list of best free porn sites using your desktop

I dropped my doobie and it caught the carpet on fire, which spread for a moment but then was extinguished when it met up with your urine-soaked matress.

And we all lived happily ever after

The End

Multiple comments here:

Brothers Brown
:lol:

SKINSR Compound
:lolBIG:

extinguished when it met up with your urine-soaked mattress
:Carcajada:




Better living through chemistry is what I say Steve.

 

[RupertPupkin]

So last night under heavy influence of Ambien I had a dream where my 22 year old son and I came to DC to see a Nats game and you and the Brothers Brown were our tour guides.

Afterwards we were at the SKINSR compound and I was posting to the Rx on my laptop while you were helping my son assemble a list of best free porn sites using your desktop

I dropped my doobie and it caught the carpet on fire, which spread for a moment but then was extinguished when it met up with your urine-soaked matress.

And we all lived happily ever after

The End

That rug really tied the room together.

 

[barman]

gump

 

[SkinsRaj28]

The funniest thing about this to me is that literally the day before you posted this, I had shared my porn routine/fav sites with some people. Then you dreamed about me helping your son assemble a list. Ridiculous.

Thank goodness for urine-soaked mattresses.

 

[barman]

Actually, Thank God for the drunken whores that empty their bladders on our mattresses when we're really in need of some fire safety.